Why am i so mad? Because i bought SIX COPIES. NOT INCLUDING THE SEVENTH VERSION I BOUGHT ON PC.
Was ye olde daye of ye olde latey two-thousand-and-three(Or was it three?) I had recently taken up an addiction of GTAIII and was casually browsing Woolworths with my mother when i spotted Vice City. It was gone in a flash after a hasty trip to the till, I got home and played it to no end, About two months later...
Disaster struck. It scratched and broke. I was PISSED. I hadn't even got that far.
What did i do? Play San Andreas, Which recently came out, of cour-
FUCK.
My first san andreas disc broke too.
Ok then go back to II-FUCKCKKCKCKCKC
I had grown addicted to Hitman by this point and it didn't affect me.
So in late 2005 i was at a car boot. When i saw a copy of GTA:VC. I bought it in a flash of a five pound note. Got it home. Shoved my AR Max memory card in the memory ca-FUUUUUUU-
It was a 2nd edition VC, and wouldn't work on my memory card. I had to start from the FUCKING BEGINNING ON MY 8MB MEMORY CARD. I got far an-FUCK. It broke too. It wouldn't even load up!
So i bought another. A platinum one, Which worked fine but i had san andreas by then, And that worked fine and dand-FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DISCS.
Then another san andr-FFFFFF(This died this year after it stopped working so i scoured it with a wire brush and i lobbed it out of a window)
Back to Platinum Vice Ci-WHERE IS THE FUCKING DISC!?!
So i grew re-addicted to steam after i got a PC capable of running HL2 again.
Then in october my PC died, And i tried finding the Platinum dis-OH FUCK ME.
I found it. It was in TWO PEICES IN ITS CASE.
In a furious daze, The next time i bought a VC copy was at CEX earlier this year, Three in a row, 2 pounds apeice. None of them worked for long. So i smashed them and threw them in the bin.
Where are these VC discs now? Four are in the rubbish tip, Two remain as props/spare coasters in my room.. And No. I don't suck at disc care.
I've yet to complete a GTA Game.. Let alone vice city... Fuck my life.
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